Literature
Lotioned - TG
"Would you like to put the lotion on me?" Jake looked up with a start, book dropping from his hands as he tried to make sense of the curved field of blue above him; it seemed to be jiggling along with the words. "It's not exactly nice to stare you know," muttered the voice again, from beyond the spheres. There was a face looking down at him over them, a frown painted on its features. A female face, looking at him over jiggling orbs that were covered in what was rapidly revealing itself to be a blue bikini; he flushed a little when he realized what he was doing, scrambling out from under their shadow and standing up to look at her.
"Sorry, J